So you were the UFO dogging the space shuttle this weekend? Sounds tiring, but you're back now, so enjoy the best of Gizmodo's weekend coverage.
• Kindly Google Tools now tells you if your ISP is throttling the connection.
• An incredible Astro Boy mural wowed Japan using 138,000 recycled Tokyo Metro tickets.
• The MacBook Air can cut cake, but Intel said the chipset inside is anything but cutting edge.
• Pretty simple: No tethering for the 3G iPhone.
• Paper towel tubes are bush league; sack up with a manly DIY lightsaber or face the wrath of Padawan bullies.

• Addy, the infamous ULA (that's Ultra Late Adopter, newb), debated herself about an iPhone purchase.
• NASA embraced the new hotness with Solar Probe+, which it will launch into the sun in 2015.
• Stop whining, mobile phone users: AT&T lawyer tells us that early termination fees are good for consumers.
• There are no SMART cars to be had in this Japanese vending machine. Just marketing materials. And lies.
• The Bloom bike attachment blows. Oh, it disperses seeds with soap and bubbles, too.

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You and Indiana Jones were grillin' dogs and battling another George Lucas catastrophe, you say? That's why you missed Gizmodo's weekend gadget news? Don't worry. Here's a round up of our unmatched weekend coverage.
• There was a freighter stocked with unnamed Apple products spotted off U.S. shores. Probably just new turtlenecks.
• A Japanese scientist, with many witnesses, produced a cold fusion reaction.
• New Photoshop, thy new power is super speed.
• A French skydiver either broke a bunch of records or every bone in his body.
• The world's first solar-powered speedboat can hit 30 knots.

• Custom GPS + Briefcase + DHS marketing = Biggest Picture In The World.
• NASA's 422-million mile journey to Mars ended with a TOUCHDOWN!
• Hop-On's latest "disposable" cell phone is convenient, but it's missing something...
• They made Slime a sex toy? It's like they went back in time and punched my childhood in the face.
• iPhone cases with nothing to lose fought to the death. But who won?

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Here's the best weekend gadget news you missed because you were working security at the Western White House for the Jenna Bush wedding.
• The iPhones are missing! The iPhones are missing!
• Lextech software can turn your iPhone into a portable surveillance camera control console.
• Forget all that iPhone news, because there's a bulb in Livermore, California that's burned bright for 107 years.
• Justin Timberlake flip-flopped and threw his weight behind a techy new MTV reality show called The Phone.
• Choo! Choo! Conductors of the future rejoice, because there's a new HD simulator rig in town.

• A fleet-fingered, record-breaking Israeli hairdresser cut hair—not ears—using 10 scissors at once.
• If MacGruber's son isn't gay, then what was that in his backpack?
• We learned how to love LEGO blocks and the men who love building with them.
• The Zeppelin returned, albeit in a slightly less flammable variety.
• Doctors in San Diego removed a man's appendix by going through his stomach and sucking it out his mouth.

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Here's a list of the best weekend gadget news you missed because you were obviously doing something more noble, like helping out with the Zimbabwe election recount.
• That "leaked" glossy black 3G iPhone? It's just a third party case.
• Dell confirmed its undying love for Windows XP, and will sell it beyond June 30.
• Single mom Tanya Anderson took a page from the RIAA playbook and sued the RIAA.
• EMPORT tried to make periods more fun with software but failed miserably. Pass the Midol, please.
• College Humor's Apple i parody was BOOM worthy comedy.

• RIM CEO Mike Lazaridis was hunting iPhones in an interview that featured more thoughts on a touchscreen Blackberry.
• Addy had a hangover and was looking for a cure.
• NASA released some rather dirty photos of the Mars Spirit Rover.
• Fish got in on that whole glass ceiling at the office thing with the Azoo Eco-Desk Aquarium.
• Eric could be compensating for something with his humongous iPhone.

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Here's the best of weekend Giz. We have no idea why you missed it, but we'll let you off this time. Jump in for the roundup.
• Walt said the 3G iPhone was coming in June.
• Quake 3 made it to the iPhone, supposedly.
• A Mac was pictured with 150 apps running, completely smoothly.
• Pizza.com sold for a stack of cash.
• Batman Bin Suparman presented an excellent case for ID cards.

• Sony Ericsson Paris image leaked.
• Charles Manson released an album. Seriously.
• The World's smallest HDTV camera made an appearance.
• A Craigslist auction surprised us.
• The Rube Goldberg Contest winner astounded us.

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Here's the best of the weekend tech news, all in one place, as you were probably too busy watching cartoons to pay us a visit. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
• iPhone's firmware 2.0 got unlocked, again.
• Creative started discouraging creativity.
• A photographer broke a world record by using an underwater camera.
• An 11-year-old network administrator. Only in Alabama.
• Girl geeks were reported to be on the rise. We shall have our utopia, dammit.

• We learned sexy SMS messages can get you into trouble.
• PS3 firmware 2.2 may have broken MP4 streaming.
• A soldier survived a grenade blast, all thanks to his backpack.
• A streamlined Speedo was just a little bit too slippery.
• Xbox 360 got its own, exclusive content.

Just in case you were too busy watching basketball to read Gizmodo, here's what you missed:
• We never would have guessed the cheap Flip camcorder was so popular!
• One lucky gamer enjoyed his ultra limited edition signed Xbox 360.
• Sony's Alpha A900 DSLR got a launch date.
• This mini drummer robot can probably keep a tempo better than us.
• Best Buy's unofficial haggling policy was outed.

• The iPhone App Store was supposedly seen in all its grey glory.
• Some Monks landed a sweet record deal.
• We spotted a steam-guzzling motorbike.
• A Google Android-inspired custom PC was sold on eBay.
• Chrysler announced in-car wifi.
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So, you missed the weekend action—here's your chance to catch up:
• Time Capsule was stripped to the bone.
• WiiMax gave us a Wii sniper gun, finally.
•AT&T were rumored to be offering cheap, refurb iPhones.
• Optimus Prime danced the robot.
• Apple Store proved to be the best place to get laid.

• Apple movie rentals fell a few short, (601, actually.)
• Intel's first Wolfdale processor got tested.
• Fluorescent bulbs became the new bath robes of hotel stays.
• Xperia X1 was rumored to be delayed till 2009.
• Macbook Air got the carbon fiber treatment. Most people thought it sucked—they were wrong.

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