The only acceptable excuse this week for missing out on Gizmodo's Pulitzer-winning weekend coverage is you were barred from doing so, just like that iPod guy from Apple. Otherwise, you got some reading to do:
• Apple passed RIM to take its place as the big number two.
• Is the Kindle worth six grand? Amazon thinks it is.
• Popsci thinks it's ID'd the top new technologies for 2008. Do you agree?
• Girl Talk dishes on why he's a PC, and why that headband might not be ironic.
• Some of these Dell Black Friday deals are pretty sweet.
• The baddest rocket of them all celebrated a birthday!
• A plastic Australian death cage lets you swim with 20-ft. crocodiles.
• If aliens do exist, FEMA will be ready for them. So says their official manual anyway.
• A new indestructible flashlight we discovered charges in just 90 seconds (and lasts 24 hours!).
Now, go with much haste to the Gizmodo homepage ans soak it all in, would ya?

